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A MIRROR OF FRIVOLITY

NEITHER HERE
NOR THERE

By
OLIVER HERFORD

Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc.

¶ As a humorous commentator uponmorals and manners with specialattention to cats, tutti frutti trees,Bolshevism for babies and trousercreases. Mr. Herford leaves nothingto be desired. His book is a mirrorof engaging frivolity, an incisivebut good-humored thrust at thefollies of the day. Here and there avery rich and moving note is struck,as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAYPARTY where one finds in fullflower that tender fantasy which isthe greatest charm of Mr. Herford’simagination.

GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY Publishers New York


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NEITHER HERE NOR THERE

OLIVER HERFORD


Other Books of OLIVER HERFORD

POEMS AND VERSES

  • ARTFUL ANTICS
  • THE BASHFUL EARTHQUAKE AND OTHER FABLES AND VERSES
  • ALPHABET OF CELEBRITIES
  • OVERHEARD IN A GARDEN
  • RUBAIYAT OF A PERSIAN KITTEN
  • THE FAIRY GOD-MOTHER-IN-LAW
  • KITTEN’S GARDEN OF VERSES
  • THE LAUGHING WILLOW
  • THE HERFORD ÆSOP

ANIMAL BOOKS

  • A CHILD’S PRIMER OF NATURAL HISTORY
  • MORE ANIMALS
  • JINGLE JUNGLES

SATIRICAL

  • THE ASTONISHING TALE OF A PEN AND INK PUPPET
  • SIMPLE GEOGRAPHY
  • THE MYTHOLOGICAL ZOO
  • CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST
  • THIS GIDDY GLOBE

IN COLLABORATION

With John Cecil Clay

  • HEARTICULTURE
  • CUPID’S FAIR WEATHER BOOK
  • CUPID’S ENCYCLOPEDIA
  • HAPPY DAYS

With Cleveland Moffett

  • THE BISHOP’S PURSE

With Ethel Watts Mumford

  • CYNIC’S CALENDAR

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NEITHER HERE
NOR THERE

BY
OLIVER HERFORD

GHD

NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

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COPYRIGHT, 1922,
BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

GHD

NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. I

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


TO M. H.

On board S.S. Carmania
Lat. 50° N., Long. 30° W.

“NEITHER HERE—NOR THERE”

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