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IRISH YARNS
No. 2
ON JUDGMENT DAY.
A certain priest and a parishioner were visitingone night and judgment day was mentioned.
“What d’ye mean, ‘judgment’ day?” theman inquired.
“Judgment day,” replied the priest, “isthe day when all who have died are broughtup for judgment, when their sins are judgedand the verdict—judgment—is pronounced.”
“Aha,” exclaimed the man. “And willthe A. P. A.’s be there?”
“Yes, the A. P. A.’s will be there.”
“Will the Ancient Order of Hibernians bethere?”
“They certainly will! Why?”
“Well, I’m thinking there’ll be mighty little‘judging’ done the first few hours, thin!”
Pat—“That McGinty is a fine fellow.”
Mick—“Is he?”
Pat—“He is, indeed. Great friend of mine.Did you notice how heartily he shook handswith me?”
Mick—“I did.”
Pat—“Great friend of mine. He wasn’tsatisfied with shaking one hand, but hegrabbed hold of both.”
Mick—“I suppose he thought his watchand chain would be safer that way.”